Being gay is my favorite birth control method
I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.
“I CANT BREATHE” i typed as i breathed
I love my job
I lost my job
My mom went on my account and unfollowed you sorry
children wake up early because they still get excited about life
this is the saddest thing I’ve seen on here